Some
eighteen months or so ago it was pointed out to the Clever Boy, by no
less a person than the Archbishop of Birmingham himself, that the Clever
Boy bears a striking resemblance to Cardinal Walter Kasper. The Clever
Boy felt vaguely intrigued, but no more.
Now
however he sees from photographs in the press that he also bears a
strong resemblance to Lord
Rennard, the Liberal Democrat Life Peer who is alleged to be a
sex-pest. The Clever Boy has no wish to be confused with an alleged
sex-pest. Neither has the Clever Boy any wish to be confused with a
Liberal Democrat, nor does he wish to be confused with a Life Peer. The
Clever Boy is also wondering which of these three things he would find
to be the most distressing were he to be so confused...
Are we quite certain that "Liberal Democrat" and "sex-pest" are actually distinct categories?
ReplyDeleteI would very much like to be mistaken for a life peer - preferably in the House of Lords Bar, where I assume they let you run up a tab subsidised by the taxpayer.
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